
This whole story begins with winter tires. I kept forgetting to order them until it snowed 4 inches overnight, at which point having winter tires became rather urgent. I know from personal experience that an RS6 on performance summer tires on ice is a genuinely sketchy ordeal. I grew up in the mountains, I’m comfortable driving in snow and ice, I love sliding cars around when the snow falls, but I have no desire to drive a 5600lb torque monster on steamroller tires around on ice again. Quattro is great and all, but only if you have grip. Anywho… After ordering a set of alarmingly expensive winter tires, I decided that the smart thing to do would be to put the car on jacks for a day or two and load the wheels in a second car to take to the tire shop. This is where the story gets interesting.
I scoured the internet (for about 5 minutes) looking for any information on RS6 jack points, but I couldn’t find anything helpful. Figuring that it couldn’t possibly be that hard, I crawled under the car to see for my self. What I saw under the car, to my absolute horror, was a never ending sea of plastic. Edge to edge, corner to corner, there’s nothing but plastic panelling covering the entire underside of the car. The silly Audi engineers even stuck plastic panels to the underside of the rear lower control arms! Madness I tell you.
After taking a moment to collect my thoughts and reassure myself that I didn’t want to crawl under the car and remove the plastic panelling with all 5600lbs of station wagon teetering over my head supported only by a single floor jack, I set about finding a creative solution to my jacking problem. The only places that I could find that didn’t have plastic over them and that seemed structural enough to support the full weight of the car were the factory jacking points on the front and rear of the rocker panels and the front lower control arms. Since I couldn’t fit my jack and a jack stand next to each other under a single jack point, I knew I wouldn’t be able to lift the car from the rear. That left me with lifting the car from one of the two locations in the front. I figured that lifting the car by the control arm was a bad idea, so I decided to lift the entire driver’s side of the car from the front factory jack point and place one jack stand under the rear jack point and a second jack stand under the front control arm. It worked, so I repeated the process for the other side of the car. That also worked, so I called it a victory and stood back to admire the totally preposterous amounts of suspension droop.
Wheels are off now and loaded in the back of the truck to go to the tire shop tomorrow morning, but I’m still sitting here scratching my head about the jack points. Are those really the only jack points on an RS6? Does Audi just assume that anyone who works on one of these cars is going to have a lift? I get that most modern cars are intentionally designed to be difficult to work on so that you take it to a dealership and pay them way too much money to fix it for you, but I’ve never seen a car with only four exposed jack points before. Then again, the RS6 doesn’t come with a spare tire and instead leaves the factory with some sealant goo that doesn’t work and an air compressor with cheap plastic fittings that leak so maybe the Audi engineers just slacked off on this car. What are your thoughts? I’m open to feedback if there’s something that I missed or didn’t do correctly. Has anyone else put an RS6 on jacks, and if so, how did you do it? I’m here to learn…
TLDR: (1) Start by placing a floor jack under the driver’s side front jack point. Make sure to use a rubber block with a notch in it or something that won’t damage the pinch weld. (2) Lift the the car until both the front and rear wheels are in the air. (3)Place a jack stand under the rear factory jack point (again with something that won’t damage the pinch weld) and another jack stand under the front lower control arm. Make sure to pick a spot on the control arm that is relatively flat, not directly under the round spot where the bushing is. (4) Lower the car on to the jack stands slowly (5) Repeat the process on the passenger side. (6) Rejoice!
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Rear Jack Stand under rear factory jack point
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Front jack stand under front control arm
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