Help! Racing on the highway.

**AerotusX** · 11-16-2017 04:35 PM

This tread is so funny, had a good laugh after a stressful day at work. Loved that Maxima vs Porsche race.

But yeah, I would be sad too if those 3 cars passed me on the highway.

**Estoril4** · 11-16-2017 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by will13k7

just watch out for this guy.

Haha the shifts!!

**joe biker** · 11-16-2017 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by sctwest

What I am doing wrong? I have a 2012 s4 auto, AWE exhaust and roc-euro intake.

I am going 70mph on the highway and have a jerk off tailgating me and when he passes me I floor it as he is going by then he floors it and all I do is keep pace with him. This has happened 3 times now, 1st newer Lexus is250(yes 250), 2nd Ford F150 eco-boost, and 3rd 2016 Maxima.

I know my s4 is scary fast from 0-60 but from 70-90 it doesn't seem that fast. My old 2007 Volvo s80 v8 seemed to pull much harder while on the highway.

Any help would be appreciated?

I have a bone stk 18 S4 and it’s got plenty of top end.
I had some azzhole riding my ass on
I95 while I was cruising at 80.
I kicked it down the turbo spooled up
and I left him for dead I backed off at
135.
My car is always in dynamic mode.

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**Brother Owl** · 11-16-2017 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by joe biker

I have a bone stk 18 S4 and it’s got plenty of top end.
I had some azzhole riding my ass on
I95 while I was cruising at 80.
I kicked it down the turbo spooled up
and I left him for dead I backed off at
135.
My car is always in dynamic mode.

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**stephen69x** · 11-18-2017 08:34 AM

Drop it in fpurth

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**BostonAudi79** · 11-18-2017 11:22 AM

Gotta spend the money on a stage 1 tune. bite the bullet. totally worth it.

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**seanj130** · 11-18-2017 01:11 PM

He def left the car in gear at 2500rpms. Or, if he was already in manual mode, flooring it may not kick the car down

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**joe biker** · 11-18-2017 02:06 PM

I test drove a new Hellcat today Fook is that car fassst.

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**toastsauce** · 11-18-2017 02:20 PM

10.85 quarter mile. OP should get one of those

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**Vogz** · 11-18-2017 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by toastsauce

10.85 quarter mile. OP should get one of those

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OP would still lose to a Maxima in that Hellcat.

**AeyBeCei** · 11-18-2017 03:07 PM

LOL! this thread is hilarious

**joe biker** · 11-18-2017 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Vogz

OP would still lose to a Maxima in that Hellcat.

What are you trying to say ? 🤣

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**Gkit19986** · 11-18-2017 03:37 PM

Did you say crazy fast from 0-60?? I just checked and confirmed that I too have an s4, modded too and still don't find it fast. Fast is a subjective term, so is crazy . However, crazy fast isn't how you describe a stock s4. Maybe you can stay regarding a tesla roadster,now that's crazy fast.

**sonic32** · 11-18-2017 03:39 PM

I cannot believe this shit post got 93 damn responses...

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**toastsauce** · 11-18-2017 04:04 PM

What's the max speed of our cars in reverse?

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**blackfunk** · 11-18-2017 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by toastsauce

What's the max speed of our cars in reverse?

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Slower than a Maxima, Lexus IS and whatever the other was for sure. LOL

**lapsandwich** · 11-18-2017 04:33 PM

That’s how I feel after reading the OP.

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**pdqgp** · 11-18-2017 04:33 PM

Stock roll races lol. Time for some mods. :)

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**willms81** · 11-18-2017 05:28 PM

1. Sell S4.
2. Purchase Civic.
3. ???
4. Profit.

**fmzip** · 11-18-2017 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by SDV325

take your ego out of the equation? I remember being a teenager and creating threads like this lol

these cars are quick stock, not the fastest thing on the road...especially on the top end.

I remember being a teenager.....and the Internet didn't even EXIST!

**MidnightNarwhal** · 11-18-2017 05:33 PM

Damn the stupid immature replies to this is astonishing. You call him immature or young and yet you are the ones replying in a worse way.

**Joker S4** · 11-18-2017 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by sctwest

Nope, no other mods. I looked into a software tune but at $1295 forget it.
Thanks

Is that too much for you? I think you may have bought the wrong car. Pay to play my friend.

**Ford Prefect** · 11-18-2017 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by MidnightNarwhal

Damn the stupid immature replies to this is astonishing. You call him immature or young and yet you are the ones replying in a worse way.

OP has 10 posts to date. This is classic trolling, go on opposing car forum and claim I got smoked by shitty cars, read excuses, laugh hard.

Or better yet, its one of the guys responding that's actually the OP!

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**DGVR6** · 11-18-2017 06:04 PM

Race from a dig.. show those maximas who’s boss

**B8_Dude97** · 11-18-2017 07:09 PM

Granny shiftin not double clutchin like he should is why OP got smoked by all 3 cars.

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**MrFunk** · 11-18-2017 07:17 PM

"I kicked it down the turbo spooled up"

**joe biker** · 11-18-2017 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Gkit19986

Did you say crazy fast from 0-60?? I just checked and confirmed that I too have an s4, modded too and still don't find it fast. Fast is a subjective term, so is crazy . However, crazy fast isn't how you describe a stock s4. Maybe you can stay regarding a tesla roadster,now that's crazy fast.

The S4 is comfort w speed it not scary fassst like a Hellcat or my
KTM1290R but for cars in its class it
can hold its own.
The LED headlights are Killer !!!!!

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**joe biker** · 11-18-2017 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Joker S4

Is that too much for you? I think you may have bought the wrong car. Pay to play my friend.

DTUK plug n play mod is the way to go. 800 shipped to USA.

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**2013S4** · 11-18-2017 08:25 PM

If one is not driving hard enough to blow the welds of the intake manifold off or the floor plan doesn't fall off, except to lose the race. And don't forget to shift about 10 times in any given race.

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**PopTart** · 11-18-2017 09:08 PM

Add some Decals for more HP

**Vogz** · 11-18-2017 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by joe biker

What are you trying to say ? 🤣

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you know exactly what I'm saying....

**brs2c** · 11-18-2017 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Gkit19986

Did you say crazy fast from 0-60?? I just checked and confirmed that I too have an s4, modded too and still don't find it fast. Fast is a subjective term, so is crazy . However, crazy fast isn't how you describe a stock s4. Maybe you can stay regarding a tesla roadster,now that's crazy fast.

Official terminology for speed with regard to 1/4 mile :

13 sec- Decent
12 sec- Quick
11 sec-Fast
10 sec-Really Fast
9 sec- Crazy Fast
8 sec or less- Stupid Fast

...because, this thread and my personal standards matter to the world!

**K0s4** · 11-18-2017 11:12 PM

Dude why tf would you buy an s4 and not go stage 2 if clearly your intentions are to race other cars. As others have stated you don’t buy this car for the stock 333hp you buy it for the potential of easy hp gains out of a tune. Unleash the beast and stage 2 it or don’t complain about being slow

**seanj130** · 11-19-2017 01:23 AM

Ok bro. 0-60 in sub 4 isn’t Fast. Get real.

Originally Posted by Gkit19986

Did you say crazy fast from 0-60?? I just checked and confirmed that I too have an s4, modded too and still don't find it fast. Fast is a subjective term, so is crazy . However, crazy fast isn't how you describe a stock s4. Maybe you can stay regarding a tesla roadster,now that's crazy fast.

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**seanj130** · 11-19-2017 01:26 AM

99% of people buy the car for 333hp. People on the forums buy it for the “potential”

Originally Posted by K0s4

Dude why tf would you buy an s4 and not go stage 2 if clearly your intentions are to race other cars. As others have stated you don’t buy this car for the stock 333hp you buy it for the potential of easy hp gains out of a tune. Unleash the beast and stage 2 it or don’t complain about being slow

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**Thurston** · 11-19-2017 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by MrFunk

"I kicked it down the turbo spooled up"

Dynamic mode always boss

**doug97gxe** · 11-19-2017 07:27 AM

maxima> *

**joe biker** · 11-19-2017 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by doug97gxe

maxima> *

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**GWS42013** · 11-19-2017 09:34 AM

The DSG box's tend to go in an ultra relax mode on the open road in D mode, and they get real sluggish when they adapted to a relaxing drive...so yes, they will be slow to react in D mode, but S mode is a set program and the best bet is Man mode for a quicker judge of call.

The DSG's are slow learners, but a quick 2 min poke, help the TCU to gather itself....

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