You know what I'm talking about. That giant, hideous, injection molded white plastic piece of junk that's stuck to your windshield and draws unwanted attention. You wish you could get rid of it, but it's so convenient for the tolls you travel through daily. Well I have a solution for you. I found the perfect spot to mount an EZ-Pass on my S5. I assure you, there is a Pennsylvania EZ-Pass in full view in this photograph:
Can you see it? Let me help you out. First of all, you probably have one of these:
WRONG. You want one of these instead:
I tried requesting one of the smaller ones directly from the PA Turnpike commission, but they just sent me another giant one. I specifically go to Shoprite or one of the other authorized retailers and ask them if they have any of the smaller EZ-Passes. They never have any idea what I'm talking about, but they always find them and give me one.
Next, you want to grab a rattle can of matte black paint and do three coats. Make it look like this:
You're almost done. Take those two velco adhesive strips they give you and mount them to the passenger side of your rear-view mirror. Then stick the EZ-Pass on top of it, like this:
Do you see it now?
It works 100% of the time, and you cannot see it from inside or outside the car unless someone specifically points it out to you.
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