Check my oil religiously, 1 quart low about 2k miles after my 85k mile service (which includes oil change).
"That's weird" (not normal on my car) so I added the 1 quart and reset the trip odometer. Checked it every fuel fill didn't notice much of a change until 750ish miles..low 3/4 of a quart..great!
Having a 3rd party (worthless) warranty I figured I would bring it into Audi and have the car checked.
"No leaks and everything checks out fine"..."well where do you suspect oil is going?".."Possible rings but will need you to authorize stage 1 of the consumption test which consists of draining oil out then measuring in, drive 700 miles then measure out again"..$350 for the test..sweet.
We all know where this story is going but I pick it up tomorrow for the beginning of the "Stage 1 test" (never heard it put that way) and will update as this process unfolds.
BTW- Audi stated (today) what they considered "normal" is 1qt every 3k miles. Of course I asked this 1st as I have heard Audi claimed 1qt every 1k and didn't want to waste my time/money
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