Well, I found the source of my smoke problem by taking it to my mechanic friend's shop, and stop listening to the local "Audi" guy... I think after this post, I am going to give up my Audi ownership card...
Saturday morning, I walk into my friend's shop, my S4 on the lift... and oil spots on the ground. Weird part was, oil was dripping from the length of the exhaust. We both looked a bit shocked, my friend especially. I then pulled the intake tubes out from the TB, the driver's side, dry. The Passenger side? Saudi Arabia made a new oil field. OIL everywhere! I removed my new silicone tube from the SMIC on the passenger side, and it just GUSHED out oil. A LOT of oil. I let it drain for a good wile, cleaned up what I could, re-assembled. At this point I was about to give up. It wasn't until my mechanic friend asked me to check the oil return line and make sure it wasn't clogged. I figured, why not, gotta remove the engine anyway if the turbos are blown. I removed the two 5 mm allen bolts from the turbo, and holy cow. I forgot to remove the plug when I installed the new line. After I saw that, my friend cheering that it wasn't a huge issue, I felt that I can't own an Audi after that debacle.
Anyways, Suffice to say, still burning off the remnants of the oil in the exhaust. Car is not legal yet (not inspected, no insurance, haven't even transferred the title yet) to drive on the regular roads, so I just drive it up and down the hill in front of my friend's shop. On evenings when roads are clear and no cops, I drive it a bit longer. Smoke has dwindled a ton now. Ugh... I won't even begin to tell you what caused the G163 code... I feel so stupid, even now.
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