As I approached I tried to unlock it with the remote and that didn't work. I used the key, got in, tried to start it and... Surprise! It didn't start. The warning lights lit up with the battery flashing. On the second attempt I didn't even get that. All dark. So I asked the attendant for a jump start. The car turned on fine. I took it for a short drive to charge the battery and after a few minutes I parked with the engine idling.
I tried fiddling with a few things inside the cabin and discovered that when I press the interior lights and the window switches nothing happens. I also discovered that the driver side floor was flooded. Passenger side was wet on the outside corner only.
Now, I've had this happen to my allroad a few years back and it cost $14,000 to fix. I'm not kidding. Thankfully the insurance company picked up the tab on that one. The C5 A6 platform has a bunch of computers in the passenger side foot well and they all got flooded.
I know the B6 A4 is different, I did search about the drain holes in the engine compartment and will remove the battery and inspect/clean those up. Right now I have 3 questions:
1) What's the best way to remove the water inside the car? Shop vac? Hair dryer??

2) Are the windows and interior lights wired on the same relay, or what should I be looking at to trouble shoot this? I know that the relays are located under the instrument cluster and I will look at them but is there a diagram that shows which relays I should test?
3) My remote isn't working either. I think that it may have to be reprogrammed again. I initially thought the alarm was not working but it seems to arm fine if I use the key to lock the car and tomorrow I'll check if the other fob works. Is there something I may be overlooking here?
What a PITA!
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