Transporter 3 Shinannigans List (spoiler warning) *now with pics*

[gaede]

List some parts of the movie that made you

My top 5

1. Apparently the A8L W12 QUATTRO can do massive real wheel burnouts.

couldent find a burnout pic

2. a 4409lb car and drive on 2 wheels through 2 semi's with a simple flick of the steering wheel.



3. Jason Statham is a pro BMXer, hahaa



4. Driving off a bridge (curb, guardrail) and being completely submerged for 10+ minutes. Car gets pulled out, he pops the hood and mess around, ALAKAZAMMMM, car starts right up.



5. Chasing down a train after the lake incident, and driving off another bridge (curb, guardrail) and landing perfectly on top of the moving train.

couldent find a train pic

Damn i love Hollywood.

the trailer pretty much shows all the WTFness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbh3CDBNIQA

[s4raf88]

Haha I liked it, I liked the part where that Benz kept up with the W12 that was funny, what was that a 350? lol

[skunkoncrunk]

I'm gonna see it later. Those RWD burnouts in the trailer did make me go, "WTF?"

[gaede]

Haha I liked it, I liked the part where that Benz kept up with the W12 that was funny, what was that a 350? lol

Oh yeah, and the forest off-road chase was funny too.

A few more I just remembered:

That main girl in the movie is GROSS. She has like a billion freckles on her face, even on her lips. And she has the most annoying accent full of Ebonics.



On all the Transporter 3 posters i've seen , he's holding some guns. Not once in the movie does he shoot someone...

[hyethug000]

he shoot all those guys at the end of the movie in the train..

[Quattrotakis]

horrible. fail fail fail fail fail

[CGYa4]

I wanted to slit that girls throat she was such a bad actor
and when they talked about food for 5 minutes

W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A4twin]

The movie SUCKED BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i walked out of this bitch

[Larson7.62]

It's too bad. The series had a lot of potential, but it went downhill after the first one

[remOOOO]

buhehe movie does suck... but its fun to drive from a movie theater in an audi :D people pointed us hehehe

[gaede]

buhehe movie does suck... but its fun to drive from a movie theater in an audi :D people pointed us hehehe

lol same here

[RAudi Driver]

buhehe movie does suck... but its fun to drive from a movie theater in an audi :D people pointed us hehehe

lol, that's almost enough me make me go and see it.

[AudiA4Turbo22]

if u let it all slide for kicks in giggles it's alright. The BEST i mean BEST part was how he was shifting the tiptronic haha. D-S-Tip-D-S haha and the best part is how somehow he shifts to D from S and the car downshifts ROFLLLLLL! The burnout wow if he could do that i'd pay him $100.

[boravr6]

Wow... and in another topic someone said this movie was more realistic than the new james bond..... If thats the case quantum solace must be off the hook! im scared to see both now!

[J.the W.]

What kind of wheels were on his car? The girl did suck pretty bad but I think the girl in #1 sucked even harder.
I liked when those two inflatable boats/rafts lifted the car out of the lake.HAHAHA

[AudiA4Turbo22]

What kind of wheels were on his car? The girl did suck pretty bad but I think the girl in #1 sucked even harder.
I liked when those two inflatable boats/rafts lifted the car out of the lake.HAHAHA

see the reason behind the wheels was this:

in all the billboards the W12 A8 they took pix with was from the older movie the one with the A8 Monoblocks(turbines) and since the new W12 has different wheels they tried to match the older wheels as much as possible, so it doesn't look like too diff. cars and they used the new wheels so it still looks a bit different.

[Slow4]

So I just rented Transporter 3 and lets just say....


...IT PHUCKING SUCKED!!!!!!! Worse movie of the series! The red-headed ginger child is phucking retarded AND annoying! Jason Statham has too much dialogue in the movie! The A8 gets beat up but keeps on driving...unrealistic but a great selling point on the reliability of a german car.

[Kenjuro]

IMO the main girls on all 3 movies suck.

[SDchargers]

So I just rented Transporter 3 and lets just say....


...IT PHUCKING SUCKED!!!!!!! Worse movie of the series! The red-headed ginger child is phucking retarded AND annoying! Jason Statham has too much dialogue in the movie! The A8 gets beat up but keeps on driving...unrealistic but a great selling point on the reliability of a german car.

I'm easily entertained and will be adding this to my blu-ray collection.

From my understanding it was the russian ginger chick's first movie hence her acting skills but was still no excuse to cast her as one of the leads.

I'm convinced movie magic or not on how much a beating an Audi can take and still drive. Take that BMW and MB, how many movies like that have you done?

With A8s you can let enough air out of your tires to float it to the surface from the bottom of a river as if the tires weren't buoyant enough. Even after using all that air to float the car and using it for oxygen for yourself you're able to drive off after starting the car up again. The scene for the auto inflate button must have been deleted.

The bullet resistant windows are easily kicked out and has lightweight armor for floating reasons.

I'm pretty sure Jason Statham left the tools in the engine and slammed his hood shut when he heard the car start after the river scene.

A8s can be shifted from park to reverse without stepping the brake first as shown at the end before the car is backed out of the train. Unless he came on Audizine and someone did a mod write-up for him on how to bypass that, then I stand corrected. Someone must have shown him how to mod the menu navigation wheel to control volume too.

[Bigswoll61]

I rented this the other day for laughs. The second was definitely the worse of the 3. I like when that MB was chasing them and Jason slammed on the breaks and broke that dude's arm as he was hanging out the window.

I see that this is an older post, but I laugh at some of you that seemed to expect ANYTHING out of this movie.

[chromedomewooki]

I was very disappointed with this movie. I fell asleep watching it at home. There were a lot unrealistic things going on. But it is just a movie.

[wailshark]

Definitely glad I didn't pay to see this movie, I came away disappointed and I wasn't expecting much going in

[GramCracker]

I loved it. Then again, I'm a fan of the first two films and a fan of Jason Statham.

I realize all those things the OP posted are obviously fake and a lot is unrealistic, but I can still overlook them and enjoy the movie for what it is: Jason Statham just fucking people up in a suit.

[Slow4]

I loved it. Then again, I'm a fan of the first two films and a fan of Jason Statham....I can still overlook them and enjoy the movie for what it is: Jason Statham just fucking people up in a suit.

I am too but this movie killed Frank Martin as a character in the series...too much dialogue, not enough action scenes and above all, he ends up taking home the girl (WHO SUCKS AT ACTING) to 'le french inSPEKtor'...

I do have high expectations for Crank 2

[GramCracker]

I am too but this movie killed Frank Martin as a character in the series...too much dialogue, not enough action scenes and above all, he ends up taking home the girl (WHO SUCKS AT ACTING) to 'le french inSPEKtor'...

I do have high expectations for Crank 2

Yea, I agree with you. I feel like it was a conclusion to the movie series. Cause now he finally has the girl and has laid back a bit.

Crank 2 on the other hand. Holy. Fucking. Shit. I can't wait. I'm soooooo stoked for it.

I absolutely love the directing and camera angles for the first movie, and the second looks to be just as well done.

[handyvorb]

I liked how that evil henchman snatched the MMI screen from the first A8 using only quick slash with a pocketknife, like the screen contained data in it.