Audizine - An Automotive Enthusiast Community

Results 1 to 17 of 17

Thread: nissan is dumb

  1. #1
    Registered Member Four Rings j9fd3s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    8063
    My Garage
    1958 Triumph TR-3A
    Location
    inside the rotary engine

    nissan is dumb

    Guest-only advertisement. Register or Log In now!
    http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=127191

    j9fd3s: http://www.my350z.com/forum/showthread.php?t=257673
    Cully Cobb: eww
    Cully Cobb: I like the g35 better
    j9fd3s: yeah
    Cully Cobb: they messed up the lines
    j9fd3s: although its dull now
    Cully Cobb: looks all snouty now
    j9fd3s: yeah
    j9fd3s: they didnt fix the giant rear bumper either
    Cully Cobb: haha, it's a nissan!
    Cully Cobb: they have a long running history of ghetto booties
    j9fd3s: lol
    j9fd3s: true
    j9fd3s: gawd in the 80's they were all digital dash, velour and chrome
    j9fd3s: it was tacky then
    j9fd3s: two tone outside
    Cully Cobb: haha
    j9fd3s: the talking shit
    Cully Cobb: dude, a two town 180sx would have been the shit
    Cully Cobb: *tone
    j9fd3s: yeah green and grey, those are cool
    Cully Cobb: black and grey!
    j9fd3s: yah
    Cully Cobb: Cake or DEATH
    Cully Cobb: it looks like they crossed the g35 with an eclipse
    j9fd3s: haha
    Cully Cobb: or an altima
    j9fd3s: thats like crossing accounting with tax law!
    Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

  2. #2
    Veteran Member Four Rings enigma1406's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 17 2006
    AZ Member #
    11586
    My Garage
    2013 S8 | 2006 S4 Widebody | 2014 Q7
    Location
    Houston, TX

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Why didn't you just add this to that other thread? I agree though. Like the G35 more.

  3. #3
    Registered Member Four Rings j9fd3s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    8063
    My Garage
    1958 Triumph TR-3A
    Location
    inside the rotary engine

    Re: nissan is dumb

    seemed off topic? i dunno
    Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

  4. #4
    Veteran Member Four Rings ProOnThaSnow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 10 2006
    AZ Member #
    12458
    My Garage
    97 Civic HB 6266'd K24 build/1992 NA1 NSX/03 Yukon/01 F350 CC PSD
    Location
    S1 T1S R25E MT

    Re: nissan is dumb

    ...I'm confused...
    "There should be a few 'woman free' days when men can take to the streets without the fear that some female, all hopped up on estrogen and bitterness, is going to put their life or property in danger..." - $4c@b

  5. #5
    Veteran Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    May 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    6573
    My Garage
    Silverado, ‘85 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
    Location
    Michigan

    Re: nissan is dumb

    I can't tell you how many times that I've considered posting highlights from my IM conversations. I always second guess myself and assume that no one else will find it funny. Its kind of one of those "ya had to be there" things. You've confirmed that feeling.

    I still like you though, so its ok
    stefanie

  6. #6
    Veteran Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    May 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    6573
    My Garage
    Silverado, ‘85 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
    Location
    Michigan

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Stef: ring link plz
    ::time passes::
    Stef: RING LINK
    J: RING IS CLOSED
    J: http://www.nuerburgring.de/fileadmin/webcam/webcam.jpg
    Stef: why the fuck did they fucking close it
    Stef: well now what the hell am I supposed to do?
    Stef: these 12 projects I've just been given?
    Stef: blasphemy
    Stef: I want a cheezeburgr
    Stef: cheeeeeeeeeeeeezeburgr


    see.. I laughed. I doubt that you will though.
    stefanie

  7. #7
    Registered Member Four Rings j9fd3s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    8063
    My Garage
    1958 Triumph TR-3A
    Location
    inside the rotary engine

    Re: nissan is dumb

    yeah it can get kinda inside jokey, but i do like the WTF quotient, even if i cant speel it
    Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

  8. #8
    Registered Member Four Rings kbiz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 12 2007
    AZ Member #
    14835
    My Garage
    07 S4
    Location
    CT

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Quote Originally Posted by ImaVunDerBrah View Post
    I can't tell you how many times that I've considered posting highlights from my IM conversations. I always second guess myself and assume that no one else will find it funny.
    You should have let your instincts guide you, Stefanie. So far, these IM highlights have been ho-hum. I'm sure you're saving the best for later though.

  9. #9
    Veteran Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    May 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    6573
    My Garage
    Silverado, ‘85 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
    Location
    Michigan

    Re: nissan is dumb

    No fair! I cannot be judged by that submission. I didn't even have my game face on! I was merely illustrating how IM convos are not funny.. except maybe to the 2 participants.. or in my case, just the one participant.. cause I don't even think he laughed
    stefanie

  10. #10
    Veteran Member Four Rings duffman1101's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 11 2004
    AZ Member #
    31
    Location
    San Francisco, CA

    Re: nissan is dumb

    it's ok stef. i laughed.
    CURRENT: 2013 Subaru Outback... while I debate my next move. 2020 OB XT 2.4T? Used S6 4.0TT? Who knows...
    PREVIOUS
    - 2010 Ibis White A4 2.0T Quattro Premium+ Sport 6MT
    - 2000 BMW 540i, 4.4L V8, 18x8.5 and 18x9.5 BMW M-Sport Type 37 Wheels
    - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Limited 5MT, Stage 2 + Moar
    - 1998.5 Audi A4 1.8TQ, tip, Stage 2... RIP

  11. #11
    Veteran Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    May 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    6573
    My Garage
    Silverado, ‘85 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
    Location
    Michigan

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Thats only cause our brains have melded into one.
    stefanie

  12. #12
    Veteran Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    May 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    6573
    My Garage
    Silverado, ‘85 Jeep Grand Wagoneer
    Location
    Michigan

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Quote Originally Posted by kbiz View Post
    You should have let your instincts guide you, Stefanie. So far, these IM highlights have been ho-hum. I'm sure you're saving the best for later though.
    Just for you

    A: dude.. Rocky licks Charlies ass.. like tosses his salads
    Me: ewwww
    A: I think that has killed the little man's spirits
    Me: no joke. he's being violated at every turn.
    A: thas my theory...hes been violated ergo depression has set in.
    Me: tell them your large cat is very "inquisitive" and sometimes "enters charlies personal space"
    A: asshole
    Me: and you think it might be taking a toll on his psyche
    Me: I'm shitting myself over here
    A: me too
    A: seriously.. I witnessed it today... LITERALLY licks his ass/ball area
    Me: your cat sucks
    Me: sucks BALLS
    A: HA! maybe Rocky is longing for the balls he no longer has and is jealous of Charlie's package
    Me: penis envy
    Me: its a real phenomenon
    A: seriously though, if someone kept licking my ass unsolicited, id be upset too
    Me: unsolicited is the key. cause if I ask, well then go right ahead
    stefanie

  13. #13
    Registered Member Four Rings kbiz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 12 2007
    AZ Member #
    14835
    My Garage
    07 S4
    Location
    CT

    Re: nissan is dumb

    That's the material you have to lead with. I chuckled. Poor Rocky. A bit serendipitous for Charlie.

  14. #14
    Registered Member Four Rings j9fd3s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 21 2005
    AZ Member #
    8063
    My Garage
    1958 Triumph TR-3A
    Location
    inside the rotary engine

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Quote Originally Posted by ImaVunDerBrah View Post
    Just for you

    A: dude.. Rocky licks Charlies ass.. like tosses his salads
    Me: ewwww
    A: I think that has killed the little man's spirits
    Me: no joke. he's being violated at every turn.
    A: thas my theory...hes been violated ergo depression has set in.
    Me: tell them your large cat is very "inquisitive" and sometimes "enters charlies personal space"
    A: asshole
    Me: and you think it might be taking a toll on his psyche
    Me: I'm shitting myself over here
    A: me too
    A: seriously.. I witnessed it today... LITERALLY licks his ass/ball area
    Me: your cat sucks
    Me: sucks BALLS
    A: HA! maybe Rocky is longing for the balls he no longer has and is jealous of Charlie's package
    Me: penis envy
    Me: its a real phenomenon
    A: seriously though, if someone kept licking my ass unsolicited, id be upset too
    Me: unsolicited is the key. cause if I ask, well then go right ahead
    haha, good! ok on its own, but i was chuckling cause my yoga teacher got up super close, and then announced she was "in my personal space" which i'm ok with a. cause she's hot, and b. cause we've taken her class forever

    that and a +1 on the butt licking
    Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

  15. #15
    Veteran Member Four Rings 1997gtx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 14 2006
    AZ Member #
    11275
    My Garage
    14 GLI
    Location
    CT

    Re: nissan is dumb

    Hmm ... Cat humor IM ... I give it a 'B'. You could have made up something better :)
    --Adam
    Have questions? E-mail me.

  16. #16
    Active Member Four Rings
    Join Date
    Dec 11 2006
    AZ Member #
    14100
    Location
    Boston

    Re: nissan is dumb

    I agree with AIM humor. I always find myself checking away messages/profiles, finding convos that people had saved to show everyone else the fun times they had while talking to Billy or Sally on IM...little do they know that their convo is a lame and few people see any humor.

    Back to the g35 topic

    It sucks. The front looks like an MB phucked a Altima and gave birth to a g35. The ass of the car looks the same, which makes it uber lamer, lazy designers
    Stage 3+ RS6's

  17. #17
    Veteran Member Four Rings CaRJoE0220's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 15 2006
    AZ Member #
    11457
    My Garage
    1999 Porsche 911 C4
    Location
    Maplewood. MN

    Re: nissan is dumb

    This thread sucks. I think there is a reason they call them "inside jokes" but i cant figure it out exactly
    My Vehicle: 1999 Porsche 911 C4

    Sold: 06 A4

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  


    © 2001-2025 Audizine, Audizine.com, and Driverzines.com
    Audizine is an independently owned and operated automotive enthusiast community and news website.
    Audi and the Audi logo(s) are copyright/trademark Audi AG. Audizine is not endorsed by or affiliated with Audi AG.