Lord Jesus Christ RUN DOWN in a crosswalk in Northampton, MA

[ataylor]

Couldn't let this one go.

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap


NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

I want a picture of this dude. Aaaand of the parents. Wagers on their ethnicity?

[ataylor]

J-walking just adopted an entirely new meaning

[calvin1.8t]

Lord Jesus Christ has risen!!!!!!!!!!!!! after being hit by a car.

[AWD87]

lol wtf

[JA4]

LOL who the fuck names their child that.. Or change their names to that.. On second thought there are people who would.

I love the comments.. LMFAO!

[ataylor]

Can you imagine the girl in the car when the cop comes up to her window

"You realize you just ran over Lord Jesus Christ?"

I'm sure someone like Jonhnes (Slow4) would pull the "SuperTroopers" move and say something like that. I know I wouldn't be able to resist..

anyway.. upon telling a co-worker about this, he told me that there's a teacher in the same area (Greenfield) named:

Salley Alley Muffin Stuffin.

I looked her up.. she's real too.. [o_o]. I'm telling you 'the valley' here is fucking weird.

[ataylor]

rofl some of the comments are in fact hilarious

"I wonder if he shouted "Me!" as he was hit"

"It's ok, he's survived worse"

"Did he forgive her?"

[mdzaudi]

how arrogant can you be to think that your child deserves, or can even live up to a name like that.

[ataylor]

^ it could also have been done entirely out of spite

[mister_tu]

I am naming my first son Megatron.

[mdzaudi]

I am naming my first son Megatron.

WIN

[RomanA6]

I am naming my first son Megatron.

LOL

yeah thats fucked up

one of the dudes at the last work had last name Christ, I used to call him Jesus all the time too ...

[CONTROL ONE]

This got way more interesting on Page 4 when you find out JESUS WAS A TRANNY!

[JA4]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. this story just keeps getting better and better.

The girl's mother is getting involved.. lol awesome!

[rjpeaks]

good thread.

[02rubya4]

lol he probably lost a drunken bet one night and had to change his name changed his name

[schmally]

Im thinking Hispanic or Black hmmmmmm... Come down here and listen to the silly ass thug and ghetto names. Also in Hawaii a couples daughter was named "Talula does the hoola". The state took over and made them change her name, she was complaining to school officials about getting teased all the time.

[ataylor]

after someone wrote what the dude looks like.. I know exactly who it is.. ive seen him/her on the street too

seriously ..we're talking about a 6'3 (6'6 with the heels) dread-locked transvestite that wears whore clothes

in other words, seeing this event in person would have made anyone's life complete

[n7plus1]

i cant stop laughing hahahaha

[audirs]

I am naming my first son Megatron.

ahah you stole that from that facebook fan site. "my sister will name her baby megatron if she gets 1,000,000 fans" or something like that. didnt they get well over 1 million? baby megatron shall be risen

[JA4]

Im thinking Hispanic or Black hmmmmmm... Come down here and listen to the silly ass thug and ghetto names. Also in Hawaii a couples daughter was named "Talula does the hoola". The state took over and made them change her name, she was complaining to school officials about getting teased all the time.

Hawaiian names are traditional names, black names are just plain ol' ghetto names. She was also named that because her parents are retards..

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/07/24/talula-nz-name.html

And why is it always a person from those two particular race? Just curious...

He could be brown, white, asian..

[ataylor]

can anyone else picture poor 20 year old Brittany..

singing along to her music ..

"What if godddd wasss one of usssss" <WHACK>

[JA4]

can anyone else picture poor 20 year old Brittany..

singing along to her music ..

"What if godddd wasss one of usssss" <WHACK>

AT, can you confirm what nationality or race LJC was?

[ataylor]

he's white as can be

[TheJerk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/scubastza/Blog%20Stuff/gangsta-rap-1.gif

[JA4]

^^ lol I've seen that before... hilarious.


he's white as can be

Thank you..

[mister_tu]

And I raise you this...

http://i28.tinypic.com/x5nl92.gif

[eskimopunk]

Holy shit I've been looking for that gif forever tu. Saved.

But seriously, no one mentioned he was run over at a crosswalk?

[mister_tu]

You welcome, ferg.