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a4sport
09-17-2004, 01:07 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/0919637264/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/104-4314878-3219943?me=ATVPDKIKX0DER
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0919637264.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Foos Girl
09-17-2004, 03:39 PM
Funny ish.....i posted that yesterday[:D]
http://www.audizine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21427
a4sport
09-17-2004, 05:10 PM
mah bad!
Foos Girl
09-17-2004, 05:16 PM
oh no worries ......s'alllllll goooooood [:D]
A4 - Oh Snap
09-19-2004, 10:05 AM
oh sh*t that is awesome.
fongaroos
09-20-2004, 04:40 PM
hahha good job foo....
now you're writing books too?
ohh crap mah bad... adam quan?! whos that.. i thought it was written by foo...
I KID I KID...[:D]
bugzy
09-20-2004, 05:06 PM
i bought it couple weeks ago ... pretty good read
Hahaha... i could just IMAGINE the content:
10 Commandments in Dating White Women: (They just came out of my ass, and NOT from the book)
1) This is NOT China, wifebeating can/will result in a domestic violence criminal case...
2) This is NOT China, your white wife controls YOUR assets.
3) Your white wife controls your LIFE
4) You bang another whore, your wife will NOT beg YOU for forgiveness, rather, just take ALL your assets.
5) If you have a problem with #4, RE-READ #2
6) In China, when women say "yes/no", it is always YES. In America, No = Yes and Yes = No.
7) GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT!
8) If #7 is not possible, www.pfizer.com
9) Learn better English, if you dont want her friends to make fun of you
10) Questions? READ THE BOOK. Problems reading the book? Re-read #9 and get yourself a visa/resident alien card.
[:D] [:D] [:D]
I think this book's bullshit anyway... p*ssy's p*ssy!... they're all pink. Guy who wrote this book must be some FOB who managed to score with a white chic, and wrote the book as an attempt to "capitalize". I'm just DYING to see the knock-off version of this book in Chinese... [:D][:D] [:D]
Devious27t
09-22-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Jeff
I think this book's bullshit anyway... p*ssy's p*ssy!... they're all pink. Guy who wrote this book must be some FOB who managed to score with a white chic, and wrote the book as an attempt to "capitalize". I'm just DYING to see the knock-off version of this book in Chinese... [:D][:D] [:D]
are you mad at everything? [:p]
Wilafur
09-22-2004, 04:26 PM
you'll have to pay me a sh*tload to sleep with the broke ass chick on the cover of that book. ack!
Originally posted by DVS18t
are you mad at everything? [:p]
Austin,
Mad? Always. I'm also mad at you, your car, and everything about it. [:D]
EnvyJK
09-22-2004, 08:00 PM
hahhaha... that is just a waste of time and money... just go out there and get a white chick... shooot....... i don't need another guy tellin how to get my game on....
so where can i pick me up one of those books? lol
Devious27t
09-22-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Jeff
Austin,
Mad? Always. I'm also mad at you, your car, and everything about it. [:D]
its ok a my car is mad at me and at itself too so you two can have a pity party together.[;)]
Originally posted by EnvyJK
hahhaha... that is just a waste of time and money... just go out there and get a white chick... shooot....... i don't need another guy tellin how to get my game on....
so where can i pick me up one of those books? lol
Maybe if I sold my Audi and bought a F-250 pickup truck, i'd get some more white chics :)
Devious27t
09-23-2004, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Jeff
Maybe if I sold my Audi and bought a F-250 pickup truck, i'd get some more white chics :)
you have to put a gunrack in the rear window. chicks dig the gunrack. oh and pinstripes and mudflaps with the chrome ladies on em. that is big pimpin right there.
EnvyJK
09-23-2004, 02:08 PM
just grow a mullet and call it a day
Originally posted by EnvyJK
just grow a mullet and call it a day
ROFLMAO!
Originally posted by DVS18t
you have to put a gunrack in the rear window. chicks dig the gunrack. oh and pinstripes and mudflaps with the chrome ladies on em. that is big pimpin right there.
Which reminds me, have you heard that song "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson? That music video is AWESOME! Makes me wanna be a redneck too!
Do they allow gunracks in CA? [:D]